Autonomous Business Operations

Run your coffee empire
while you're in the woods.

SquatchOS is the autonomous operating system behind The Sasquatch Coffee Company. Sales tracking, wholesale outreach, customer retention, and growth analytics, running 24/7 so the roaster can stay where he belongs.

13
Years roasting legend
45K+
Community followers
9
Craft roasts
What SquatchOS Does

Every growth lever a coffee brand needs, automated and always on.

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Sales Intelligence

Real-time order tracking, revenue trends, and product performance across DTC and retail channels.

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Wholesale Outreach

Autonomous prospecting to outdoor retailers, campgrounds, and adventure tourism businesses who should carry Squatch Coffee.

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Customer Retention

Subscription nudges, reorder reminders, and win-back campaigns that keep the community coming back for more.

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Competitive Intel

Tracks what Black Rifle, Death Wish, and other themed coffee brands are doing so Squatch stays one step ahead.

The Unfair Advantage

Nobody else sits at the intersection of craft coffee, cryptid culture, and the Pacific Northwest.

Brand That Can't Be Copied

Gunnar is a real Bigfoot field researcher and podcast host. The brand story is his actual life, not a marketing gimmick.

Distribution Already Built

Retail partners across Oregon from Government Camp to Cave Junction. DTC via squatchcoffee.com with loyal repeat customers.

Community Ready to Scale

45K Facebook followers, Monster X Radio podcast audience, and 96% recommendation rate. The foundation is solid.

The legend grows autonomously.

Thirteen years of roasting great coffee on the Oregon Coast. Now with an AI operating system that handles growth, outreach, and operations while Gunnar does what he does best: roast coffee and chase Sasquatch.